no gong li or zhang zi yi here

I just went for some stupid Geisha dinner at Pines. It is a japanese buffet with supposedly Geishas entertaining the guests..it wasn't shiok..
because..
1) i didn't know must share table with other ppl .. sian
2) my table had a paranoid kiasu mother who keeps calling her kids to ask them to do their homework
3) the food was okay only...(disappointed)
4) the worst is the geishas....YUCK.. they performed this super lame Dance ..

walk to the left open fan...bring open fan across to the other hand than close fan (repeat steps..)is super unprofessional . And i found out that all the geishas are the admin staff working there ...yipee.... ;/

or well at least i won a $105 Green tea spa treatment..
(i will be damn piss if they use Pokka green tea to clense my skin.)

Presenting s'pore's very own Gong li and zhang zi yi...(Puke)

impt lessons in life

i Learnt that watermelons can be square ..and they have it in s'pore for 50 dollars(siaow) ...






i Learnt that chinese dance can actually be quite cool ..

i Learnt that not all jap food is good ..bleah (nattoo is weird even for me ...)
Natto: fermented bean




I Learnt that sleeping too long on my right hand makes my right arm MUSCLES ache ..

I Learnt that teachers in sc do quit ..

I Learnt that having too much time gives me werid dreams

I learnt that Sea turtles mate for 2hours..

I Learnt that msn have spell check.


See who says we need school !!! i learn so much in one day ...

;) i am happy

Wah i just had a damn good meal .. at my fav restaurant . i love fusion food!!!
went to eat at club chinois.. the chef was Mr susur lee
yah so i took photos while eating the food .. is Damn shiok ..SHIOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
i know my blog always talk about food lah but i like WAT cannot ah ..
Photos of the food i eaten ... (droollllllllllllllllll)





Coffee Marinated Ostrich Served on a Leek Pancake, and garnished with Horseradish & Apple Puree


Caramelised Wild Sable Fish served with Almondine Yuzu, French Caviar & Fresh Green Beans Wrapped with Bacon



Poached Lobster with an Oyster and Leek Bacon Tart, with Smoked Paprika and Minko Mushroom Sauce ( my fav..drool.......)


as usual my blog cannot post all ... so must continue
when i am older i will open restaurants like that .. it will be damn fun. hai always wanted to be a chef lah but in singapore how to BE ONE.. sian... k

Next week .. i wish..
hope Ash is feeling better :)
hope can spend more time with bron and ash b4 she leaves ( give wj look to bron hahaha )

wah......Liaooooooooooooooooo

Okay today went for SMU interview and i screwed UP LAH
wah liao damn sian .. hai and the essay was like shit !! ^$#%!@#^& i'm so not happy man today is a STUPID DAY. the essay question was wat's ur fav country ... HEH.
IS SO RANDOM... sigh..

but wat the heck at least is over .. ;/

haha i actually applied for damn alot of unis .. is not that i'm kiasu(a bit only lah) is just that i don't know where to go ..

so far i recieved uni of leeds, Anu , uni of syd and new south wales.. but all aus unis are out for me .. so leeds only for now
i am quite stress about staying here or going away .... but i'm trying not to think about it ..

Yesterday went to watch reincarnation...u know the jap horror show .. hahah somehow is no kick watching little long hair girl/ghost somehow it doesn't scare me anymore is so typical always in the cupboard.. they not sian mei i also sian ( super ah beng i know)
the seats in lido scare me even more it smells like stale nachos and school kids sweat... Yummmm

okay going to post some more random photos for the fun of it
photos at wild wild wet..
i'm the most conservative one ...







this is wat i'm CRAVING FOR my dearest shabu shabu... we must meet again

The good old days

Since after i stop working. Every wednesday is like a go to ash house day .
ha when to her house and looked at old photos of sec 3 + 4 haha i seriously miss those days!! that is wat i call happy ..no responsibilty no stress no NOTHING.we kept laughing about how skinny i was and how bad everyone's hair look..
sc is the best lah although i wish i could go back and change some things ..but no point regretting, i learn from my mistakes right...

than i watch mary poppins.. WAH is damn ... sian lah sing and sing and so HUh! out of point scenes .. is really not the kinda show suitable for this century.than i watch 13 going 30 is so predictable but i guess is kinda nice to watch stupid shows like this once in a while.

By the way i saw Sa in the papers about bad pw results STUPID SCHOOL always screwing the students; results up ..haha Idiots now malu already hahhah.

sc days..(only got this in my com :( ..i have no scanner sian)

take it or leave it

i really can't stand my parents sometimes.. okay i always can't stand my father he is really ARgh .. and his deesgusting after that incident when i confronted him he thinks everything is back to normal i really freaking hell hate him .. still and probably always will.
my mum she gives me unnecessary stress ok .. she's damn freaking mean sometimes calling me names that i don't deserve. .. wat i can't even cut my bloody hair if i wanted to .. she's so concern about wat ppl think about me .. Fuck i'm sick of this shit . seriously . Fuck

i'm sorry i'm not the usual demure dessgusting long hair rebonded ah lian that they always wanted.. Gross.

Irritating

Yesterday went to watch the juniors play it was ... damn Pek Cek( don't know how to spell) cotton pants COTTON pants! super irritating only like sit there stone..and keep putting werid players in!PC PC but never mind at least they won.phew

Wah the MRT ride home was horrid .. taking public transport sucks lah.
especially when u see rebonded hair, gross office girls chonging to get the seats with their breadtalk in one hand and cheepo hand bag in the other .. wah liao . worst thing is when they see old ppl/pregnent lady come into the train they all have the same reaction.
Suddenly They all fall ASLEEP lei .. wah so magical ..than when the the old ppl + pregnent lady leaves they suddenly WAKE Up and continue their conversation ..

Office ladies: WAH that one cheap lah 10 lorras only..
Yah lor vely Hao(good)..
Pregnent lady walks in ...
Office ladies: ZZZZZZZZZ
pregnent lady leaves ..
Office ladies: Where u go buy one ah i also wan lah ..
this ppl are so deesgusting ..

i hope next time they get smelly+sweaty armpits rubbed in their face in crowded trains..MUAHAHHAHAHA

yup.

today is one of the days that im fellin so ..shit. i'm sad . It feels as if my heart sank all the way down and u feel like u lost everything.
the confusion of Everything. Where to go? What to do ? how to deal with it?
U would think after jc life will be a blast .. i always knew everything will be diff/bad
seeing ppl change, frens change, frens leaving is depressing like hell. lovers gone.
cause we are growing up. and ppl change, situations change and u long for wat u had last time when u were just a few years younger but at that age u don't know that u should treasure every moment and before u know it ur moment is gone.

i hate it sometimes i wish i can escape from everything.
maybe my bro is right.happiness is only short term.

when they say "wah u are pretty"

today was a super weird day .. went for some jap tea ceremony. Is super slow motion..man i mean like they had to walk on their knees(don't ask me how they do it ) and like they had to like serve everyone ONE BY ONE lah .. and when they serve they bow serve bow serve bow serve bow.. i almost died just sitting there watching the worst thing is that i needed to pee so badly . but i couldn't get up cause it was a CEREMONY right..is rude la. Somemore when they pour tea the sound is like "shee shooooooo" wah ...is torture.
After the tea ceremony i felt like i've become a stronger person, going thru that "hardship" of enduring my pee for 90 mins.

When old ppl ( 65 and above) tell u u are pretty .. u need to DIET.
THEIR VERSION OF PRETTY (2 most impt criteria)
1)Fair( like unhealthy white)
2) Chubs( important)

was at grands today and when they saw this fair + chubs woman they( Old ppl)
WAH JIN NAI (TEOCHEW : MEANS WAH DAMN PRETTY)
my bro always gets it when he comes back from london and me when i'm having exams
Is a warning to all young ppl hahah

anyway is this a new flavour???

half a tourist day

Is fun being a tourist ..dressed in shorts, simple t shirt and a KAMERAA(jap accent)
and taking random photos when i feel like it..
It was off to clark quey to try out jap food at the basement of Liang Court. It was damn shiok... COLD UDON noodle...
After that was to Arab street ... nothing much lah just beads and damn alot of cloth
Ate prata at the store next to ZAM ZAM ..phew was planning to eat at ZAM ZAM cause it sounded familar to me like eh i think is famous .. so i went there .. was ready to order than i realise !?!?! oh no i know why is famous.,,
last time the shop was closed down cause the food had extra Lao(ingrediants) inside the mutabak..
the guy shit already never wash hand so .. extra CHOCALATE in ur egg prata .Yummy man
haha anyway ran out b4 i ordered PHEWWW

some photos ...

Photos!

I don't really feel like writing so ..here comes the photos!
During SA days...


These tall ppl are in the guiness world record!(i was so scared that they will eat me)








Funfair...that titanic is a damn big inflatable slide



My all time fav....i really hate that bloody shitass school

wah liao ...i can't upload more! irritating shit ..^&)&^$)@$^0
some ppl are just so BHB ...deesgusting shits

Still slacking and still loving it

Damn it my internet explorer is not working . So now i'm at ash house using her com.
Yesterday was a real good day.. started out at the newly revamp Marina Square.
For breakfast ate at Carles Junior ..the burger there is damn big man even for me .. and the fries is like never ending. i think after finishing that meal , half of my arteries were clogged but it was pretty SHIOK.
after the artery clogging meal went to shop and bowl .. which bloody hell i sprain my thumb ( i know i'm not the only one ;O) damn loser both of us . haha but i like...
The highlight of the day was getting the free UNO cards ..YES haha it feels good to be cheepo once in a while.
Rushed of to SA in the evening to play a mini match .. i am damn freaking tired .
getting old and bom bom


i love my SLACKING DAYS ! ;)

i don't wanna grow old.

Went to see my jiao lian today in the hospital. Is kinda werid/sad/nostalgic feeling when i saw him. He could not stand or sit by himself, makes me feel really sad.i never wanna grow old.. It was awkard for a while i don't know wat to say to him thank goodness khe cherie and beat were there too. But when jl started talking he was back to his normal self haha he kept 'HITTING' on cherie, boasting about his younger days, talking about some famous legendary FAT player which supposedly have a head bigger than two referres.. wth! It was his first time talking about his wife & the first time we saw and talk to his wife.

jl:WO MEN DI YI CHI YE HUI SI ZA SELEGIE THE KOPITAM.
Us: HUH...hahahahahahha

he started tearing when we gave him the ang pow, is damn sad ..I can't believe that is the same man that taught me since sec 1 is really heart breaking to see himlike that. i hope he is still treated with respect back at sc but i got a feeling that somehow he's not.
i shall visit him in sc more often.

Wind Floating

today was a failed attempt to Wind surf. Singapore has no wind but damn alot of current. Once u start paddeling out and start sailing... u FLOAT back to shore. Is super fustrating. Singapore has damn horrid beaches, no real sand, no wind, no scenary only got damn alot of POKKA Green Tea Cans. Wah so nice right.

They should have fake WInd too since the rocks and sand in s'pore's beaches are fake might as well make the wind fake too. Start building big fans disguise as trees. not bad right..can bluff tourist.

Or they should start a new sport. Wind floating. See who can float back to shore the fastest. Make it a complusory cca for pri school kids like how they force them to blow MERLION RECOrder/Flute thing.

here are some photos of me and ali wind floating:






in the end went to ali's house to play xbox...Shiok ...

Sunburned.

i don't know how to blog lah

FED UP i can't seem to change the date and time of my entries..$#*$^**#@@$(*$&%%&*((^
IRRITATING . the routine is suppose to be the latest one but instead is the don't wanna grow old one .. wah liao PISS i bet this entry will also be ^)(^&)^)+ $^%%$%%%&*screwed... stupid man .. someone please enlighten me :/

The Routine.

Sunday is a routine to me.
Morning:wake up eat either roti prata or mee pok ( alternate weeks)
Afternoon: lunch which is one hour after breakfast will be noodles
Evening: Grand's(which have the same menu for 19 yrs which consist of duck crab chicken otah 2 veggies plus soup..( shudder) but don't get me wrong i like my grandma but not her food.)

than go home SIAN but thankfully today is good!

Morning: went for jap classes ..
Afternoon: swimming and tennis ;)
Evening: buffet at PLAZA shiok
i ate like 10 rounds. oysters,prawns+ oysters again, pasta, laksa, oxtail,sushi,sashimi, roti prata, choch prata +durian prata + ice cream .

i can feel it in my thighs already .i feel damn sick now...
But at least today was a good day . i'm satisfied and happy.

to A : i hope everything will turn out find. i hate to see u so upset all the time.
HANG ON!

cat, rab and me

So here i am at home with my cats .. my rabbit and myself.



Cat

Rab

I can't fit in the basket so .. no pic of me.

I look damn fat in photos especially my face .. i think i'm getting PHD( pig head disease..SHIT LAH)

It is a slow day , slacking is fun but after 2 weeks or so u feel like ur brain is seriously rotting. note to self : FIND A BLOODY Job.
Finally have one day at home but yet i hate it haha . oh well can't wait for movie maraton tonight!

PS: mY BLOg is not suppose to be a bball blog lah it just happened i posted twice on that wah liao.

urmm finally uploaded

sorry guys i know this is like super long ago ... hai sorry man but better late than never right!?















by the way tuesday yah whoever can make it come to play ball at sa in the afternoon.yup.

saints basketball

wah liao i just wrote the whole thing and it just POOF gone ... i suck at blogging

anyway for those who don't know wat is a tau kwa pau ..



is damn shiok .....

i went back to Sa that day, brought back alot of memories most of them shitty ones. i hate that bloody shitass school. The only thing that i liked about it is the sa basketball team ...





When we come together we always will unconciously talk about
1)Cotton pants
2)the bloody cheater school AJ
3)how we are so IRRITATING(pls insert da hua accent)

yup i miss the times when we were always folling around. Sheah and Carmen "raped" every single one of us besides themselves, janet's side glance, aileen's nose bleeds, da hua doing layups, how i'm called A M B, everything lah . and of course thailand trip haha the funniest.
We DESERVE much more seriously.Always eats into me when i think about it.
One day please let's ALL i mean ALL come down to play ball yah. It will be fun without cotton pants giving us DAMN EFFECTIVE ADVICE.









to cmb .. i really do.

the REAL first entry

okay first entry not by me but by ash.like hello i won't type something like virgin blogger lah. Yah k i always wondered how my blog will be like .. with all the spelling & grammar errors and bad puctuations i guess it will be like that. Also like i always have nothing to write .. like one liners and i guess it will be like that too. oh well but the real reason why i started a blog is that when i go overseas my frens can find out how i am and stuff u know . but everything is not confirm so i really do't know.
boring entry .. no worries i'll get better . ;)

hello

i am no longer a virgin. blogger.