my mum send me a msg today during work...

Ed can u please help me with the computer after work .

my mouth dropped lah .. since when my mum sends sms and SINCE WHEN SHE CALLS ME ED
is super weird ...must go buy toto
oh and i;m off to aust tomorrow.
i need the break i really do.

I promise blog entries will be more interesting after my hol ;)

i;m on mc again... well it got worst yesterday nite and so i had to go to mount e and get a IV jab ... sigh this always happens to me . I'm feeling much better today so being ME .. not wanting to waste any holiday time i have i called phil up to go watch 881. Told my maid to say that i'm sleeping if my parents called and off i went.

Haven't been in town in mid afternoon .. feels like im in sec school all over again.
Anyway getting on with the show... i would say is pretty interesting . I have always liked roystan's movies. He always show a diff side of spore like the ah bengs in fifteen and the ge tai auntie and AH HUAs .. and i think is like the first ever hokkien musical ever .. but the best part about his shows is that he always shows a different type of love .. unlike the normal boy girl LOVEY dovey shit which is seriously SERIOUSLy overrated even in real life haha .

yes everyone go watch .. is really quite funny.

a damn lazy entry

back from diving trip .. which was fun due to the company bUT as usual my suay story .. i kena food poisoning ... from eating at a rest called TRY TO EAT haha the irony...and i ate wild boar so kena sia .. i just died the next day. Fortunately, i get to dive 2 times before i collasped on the bed. That island had no reception, no hot water, no aircon in the day .. but i still survived lah . Side track from diving trip we did major shi shaing ahhah thanks to phili mantou mei who bought her "goods" to pular au which worked like opium to me .... i'll stop now cause yes i;m still suffering from lao sai and puking and pains in my stomach. IS KARMA i tell u.

hope everything is alright for u

gwen is my new love.

Is the most amazing concert EVER… YES AND I TOUCHED HER .
Ok I must calm myself down and tell u the whole story.
So we went to the indoor stadium .. and we thought wah liao no standing area all sitting down sure damn sian one. I mean come on who goes to Gwen’s concert and sits down ..(ans:Singaporeans) but anyway when gwen came out she was AMAZING.
She was one crazy woman, full of energy and zest and just SUPER GOOD.
The best thing was she was so sincere to her fans .. she kept going hey SINGAPORE. I can’t believe I’m here is amazing that u guys listen to my music and keep me going .. and she was just so WAHHHHH … le sigh.
Ok exciting part….coming coming….
So almost at the end of the concert she RAN TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE AUDIENCE while singing ‘cool’.. I was like omg so lucky those ppl … and I was like if she ran towards my area I will die … then she really did so me and phil USED OUR BIG but not fat bodies to bang through everyone and we ended up behind her and like phil held her arm and said ED HURRY TOUCH TOUCH and I touched her . hahah hilarious.
But yeah I took damn a lot of upclose photos of her .. not very glam photos of her but who cares is GWEN.

Oh and I would like to apologise to all my frens for like calling them and keep shouting I TOUCHED gwen… I will get over it in like 1 month or so . so tahan ok .
I love u guys and happy birthday cel !

SOMEONE TEACH ME TO UPLOAD VIDEOS

tmd

ok i;m super grumps this whole week .

Being in spore has raised my blood pressure, increase my risk of getting a heart disease and also is killing my liver. ok enough complaining and get on with it.



This weekend i went to watch a lesbian play, The secret and rush hour 3.



IN WHICH all made me even more grumps.



Lesbian play - hitting on woman

i think it was ok but i dont really like how they portrayed lesbians.. or crook relationships

always distructive, always controlling abit siaow(siao)( just for someone who dislike w's in siao ).. hahah but i knoe that this particular relationship is about an abusive one but i still think that it gives lesbians a bad impression or more like lesbian relationships..



the secret .. throughout the movie i kept rolling my eyes... hahah firstly everytime jay chou makes a "cute" remark all the jay chou fansie ... will giggle is damn disgusting lah hhaha but i must say his acting did improved but his directing ... urrr he should just stick to singing ..the whole movie seems like all his MTVS combine together and then just photoshop the same girl in to the movie .

Rush hour 3 - not my idea my parents..
they win the - try to hard to be funnie award.

Hopefully my week gets better. Hopefully i can curb my ______ . I need to .

PVP!

Had a BLOODY FUN weekend... went back to sc to play bball from 9 am to 3pm and to the CHALET ! I miss being in sc bball . I really felt like i grew up and learnt alot from there .. plus the atmosphere of seniors and juniors stuff is just so nostalgic. HAHAH i think when i was there i actually scared alot of my juniors with my face..and i used to be damn serious about bball which now i think i;m mad .. and i think i was mean to my juniors haha . Is a very odd feeling how u like step out of yourself and see how u were last time .
But anyway Photos! oh and one of the pic is me on a poster in sc... ahhah and i look so black and oily

I think THEY need anger management

Talking about siaow e x-es (not hinting on anything here...)
.... i;m so lucky to be a girl.


Case 1: (taken from bbc website)

Carr bit his scrotum in an attempt to free herself though she claimed she did not realise what she had done at the time.
It was ripped off when her husband tried to pull him off her.
Mr Hutchinson's testicle was later found by police under a picture frame.
Though he was rushed to Queen Elizabeth General Hospital, surgeons were unable to sew the testicle back on.
Mr Hutchinson spent several days in hospital and has since undergone counselling for a loss of confidence.

Case 2: (taken from bbc website)

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

AND SHE SAID : " I am in no way a violent person."


everyone goes:ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think i need anger management

I feel like my life now is moving in slow motion.
I've just started work again at the bank is pretty interesting and i must say i learnt quite alot but yah work is ALWAYS boring .
I can't imagine like living this kinda life when i grow up.. ok rephrase when i am older.. i cannot use the tern GROW UP anymore. This is depressing.
Well at least someone is making me feel happy .

i don;t know why i put up with her scolding me with all these vulgarities and saying i;m wasted and screwed up .
I don;t know why i put up with her putting me down either .
But both of them seriously makes me feel like shit and useless although i'm at a point in my life where i feel like i'm actually succeeding.